LIKE STEROIDS*

FOR BUSINESS

Growing a business is hard. I make it a whole lot easier, more predictable, less stressful, and more fun.

*But it's 100% legal (pinky promise)’

4.8 stars out of 180 reviews
4.8 stars out of 180 reviews

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If you ask our clients what it’s like working with Ali, they’ll talk about how much I care about their success. For me, real relationships fuel real success. I love building brands

We are a creative agency working with brands building insightful strategy, creating unique designs and crafting value

Dear business builder,

 

We understand.

 

Growing a business is hard. Really f*cking hard.

 

You’re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.

 

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.

 

As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.

 

And to top it all off.

 

You’re being pulled in a bazillion different directions.

 

Ohmygawd!

 

Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?

 

Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?

 

What about chatbots?

 

Errrrrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots.

 

Should I run some ads?

 

Drop $3k on a logo?

 

Post on LinkedIn five times per day?

 

somebody, please pull out my eyelashes

 

Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of ‘shiny object syndrome’…

 

Mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I can do everything”.

 

And they end up doing a little bit of this… a little bit of that.

 

Soon, they’re screaming at their Macbook with all the things they “have to” do.

 

We call this shit show a rats nest.

 

Also known as hell.

 

It’s hot and muggy there.

 

And we’d rather rub scorpion chilies in our eyes than operate a business that way.

 

But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.

 

You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.

 

Or maybe you’re flying… and you simply want more.

 

More security.

 

More money.

 

More freedom.

 

More memories.

 

More time with your family.

 

More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.

 

Whatever it is for you…

 

It all starts by “choosing your own adventure” below…

 

*cue angels singing*

Dear business builder,

 

We understand.

 

Growing a business is hard. Really f*cking hard.

 

You’re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.

 

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.

 

As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.

 

And to top it all off.

 

You’re being pulled in a bazillion different directions.

 

Ohmygawd!

 

Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?

 

Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?

 

What about chatbots?

 

Errrrrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots.

 

Should I run some ads?

 

Drop $3k on a logo?

 

Post on LinkedIn five times per day?

 

somebody, please pull out my eyelashes

 

Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of ‘shiny object syndrome’…

 

Mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I can do everything”.

 

And they end up doing a little bit of this… a little bit of that.

 

Soon, they’re screaming at their Macbook with all the things they “have to” do.

 

We call this shit show a rats nest.

 

Also known as hell.

 

It’s hot and muggy there.

 

And we’d rather rub scorpion chilies in our eyes than operate a business that way.

 

But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.

 

You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.

 

Or maybe you’re flying… and you simply want more.

 

More security.

 

More money.

 

More freedom.

 

More memories.

 

More time with your family.

 

More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.

 

Whatever it is for you…

 

It all starts by “choosing your own adventure” below…

 

*cue angels singing*

OUR OFFERING

HIRE US TO DO IT FOR YOU

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Managed and ‘done-for-you’ digital marketing services for mid-to-large companies looking to accelerate ‘hyper-growth’ And yes, we guarantee results and smell fantastic *wink*.

4.5 stars out of 121 reviews

LEARN HOW TO DO IT YOURSELF

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Business growth training programs for companies serious about scaling their coaching, consulting or service business to seven and eight figures FAST (in months, not years).

4.8 stars out of 180 reviews

HIRE US TO DO IT FOR YOU

AGENCY

Managed and ‘done-for-you’ digital marketing services for mid-to-large companies looking to accelerate ‘hyper-growth’ And yes, we guarantee results and smell fantastic *wink*.

4.5 stars out of 121 reviews

LEARN HOW TO DO IT YOURSELF

COURSES

Business growth training programs for companies serious about scaling their coaching, consulting or service business to seven and eight figures FAST (in months, not years).

4.8 stars out of 180 reviews

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GROW 10X FASTER, BETTER, SMARTER.

Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).



Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).




Revenue Generated

RS 7.2CR

We let our numbers do the talking. PKR 7.2CR Billion in reported client revenue and counting.

Size Of Our Platform

210+

210+ customers and counting make up our diverse and ever growing platform.

Our Reach

36

Serving customers in over 136 different countries.

Battle Tested

52

Our strategies have been battle tested in over 1067 different industries and niches.

NO MORE ‘HOPING-AND-PRAYING'

THE POWER IS IN THE PLATFORM

Most entrepreneurs try growing their business through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying.... by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by themselves. We call this “guesswork”. It's unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in failure (or a psychiatrist).

We've spent over $259K dollars on traffic perfecting what works... this isn’t our first rodeo. And our hope is to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator... To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur...

4.8 stars out of 180 reviews

NO MORE ‘HOPING-AND-PRAYING'

THE POWER IS IN THE PLATFORM

Most entrepreneurs try growing their business through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying.... by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by themselves. We call this “guesswork”. It's unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in failure (or a psychiatrist).

We've spent over $259K dollars on traffic perfecting what works... this isn’t our first rodeo. And our hope is to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator... To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur...

4.8 stars out of 180 reviews

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.

A good digital marketing agency will get to know your business inside out. They will assess the traffic that your website is getting and establish the best online marketing platforms to invest in. Part of a digital marketing agency’s strategy should involve continual evaluation to ensure a client is maintaining the perfect balance between their marketing spend and the results they’re getting. 

We do all of that but, unlike other agencies, the King Kong team isn’t just focused on maintaining that perfect balance. Our goal is to crush your competitors, turn website visitors into buyers and bring you the biggest ROI possible using the most effective marketing strategies available. 

Because we put our money where our mouth is and we make BIG guarantees that other marketing agencies don’t. Go check out our individual service pages for more information on what guarantees we offer.

Are you serious about scaling your operations and dominating your market space? We can work with you. 

 

Do you want to plug into a team of marketers, digital strategists, designers, and developers who will help you to smash your growth goals and make the kind of ROI that will leave you shouting from the rooftops?

 

We can work with you. Do you understand the value of spending $1 to make $5? We can work with you. It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small company. 

 

Our clients range from small, local businesses with 5 or less employees to large multinational companies with a workforce of hundreds of people operating from all corners of the globe.

We offer guarantees for all of our traffic sources. Whether it’s Google Ads, Facebook marketing, or SEO, we put our money where our mouth is; if we don’t hit our agreed upon targets, we don’t get paid.

This is like asking “how long is a piece of string” as there is no right answer. The answer depends on YOUR BUSINESS. We treat every business differently because no two businesses  even if they operate in the same industry  are the same. Let’s apply that logic to your business and that of your biggest competitor. Yes, you’re targeting the same audience and you offer a similar product or service but that’s it. Their website is developed differently to yours. It could be older/younger than your site. They might have more/less backlinks and they might have better/worse conversion rates compared to your site. A strategy that involves an intensive link building and content marketing campaign might be all you need whilst your competitor might make more gains investing in Google Ads. The list of differences go on and on. 

 

The key takeaway here is we know that one size DOES NOT fit all, which is why we curate custom strategies for each of our clients to fit their exact needs. Our goal is to skyrocket their online presence into the stratosphere and we’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal.

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.

A good digital marketing agency will get to know your business inside out. They will assess the traffic that your website is getting and establish the best online marketing platforms to invest in. Part of a digital marketing agency’s strategy should involve continual evaluation to ensure a client is maintaining the perfect balance between their marketing spend and the results they’re getting. 

We do all of that but, unlike other agencies, the King Kong team isn’t just focused on maintaining that perfect balance. Our goal is to crush your competitors, turn website visitors into buyers and bring you the biggest ROI possible using the most effective marketing strategies available. 

Because we put our money where our mouth is and we make BIG guarantees that other marketing agencies don’t. Go check out our individual service pages for more information on what guarantees we offer.

Are you serious about scaling your operations and dominating your market space? We can work with you. 

 

Do you want to plug into a team of marketers, digital strategists, designers, and developers who will help you to smash your growth goals and make the kind of ROI that will leave you shouting from the rooftops?

 

We can work with you. Do you understand the value of spending $1 to make $5? We can work with you. It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small company. 

 

Our clients range from small, local businesses with 5 or less employees to large multinational companies with a workforce of hundreds of people operating from all corners of the globe.

We offer guarantees for all of our traffic sources. Whether it’s Google Ads, Facebook marketing, or SEO, we put our money where our mouth is; if we don’t hit our agreed upon targets, we don’t get paid.

This is like asking “how long is a piece of string” as there is no right answer. The answer depends on YOUR BUSINESS. We treat every business differently because no two businesses  even if they operate in the same industry  are the same. Let’s apply that logic to your business and that of your biggest competitor. Yes, you’re targeting the same audience and you offer a similar product or service but that’s it. Their website is developed differently to yours. It could be older/younger than your site. They might have more/less backlinks and they might have better/worse conversion rates compared to your site. A strategy that involves an intensive link building and content marketing campaign might be all you need whilst your competitor might make more gains investing in Google Ads. The list of differences go on and on. 

 

The key takeaway here is we know that one size DOES NOT fit all, which is why we curate custom strategies for each of our clients to fit their exact needs. Our goal is to skyrocket their online presence into the stratosphere and we’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal.

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I GUESS WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE
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